Creeper of the Week: All-Star Creepers of the 1st Half
I had a hard time trying to come up with a Creeper of the Week for a week that only has three games and no rotations announced. So in a moment of scotch fueled clarity, I decided to create my own...
View ArticlePitcher Profile: Jimmy Nelson And The Brewers’ Dire Need For The All-Star Break
Oh man, did the Crew need that win yesterday! Even up 11-1, I thought K Rod might blow the lead. The way things have gone... But it's not all about me and the Brewers! At least, that's what the...
View ArticleMid-Season Top 50 Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Welcome to the All-Star break gang - the unofficial beginning of the second half signals the time to reorganize, revamp, and re-think approaches for us, as well as the folks making the calls for your...
View ArticleContending Teams Go Guerilla For Arms
In a crazy day of trading, the blockbuster has to be David Price heading to the Tigers. Though, I'm not sure blockbuster is the right word anymore. Blockbuster is so 80's. Blockbuster sold out to a...
View ArticleKennys Anyone?
With the Twins saying th-th-that's all Fuld, it opened up a spot for Kennys Vargas in their lineup. My God, they killed Kennys (with kindness by promoting him)! He's a David Ortiz clone. Too bad the...
View ArticleI Like My Buy Chicken Extra Kris B
This is not to be confused with Krispie Young. I'm squarely in on a Buy for Kris Bryant. I need a Bryant! Great, now I've alluded to Anita Bryant and Buys in two sentences and I will be flagged by the...
View ArticleCarGo + HanRam = CantGo
Here's a scenario for you: Hanley Ramirez and Carlos Gonzalez get onto a plane. Knowing their inability to stay healthy, you A) Get off the plane. B) Purposely get yourself thrown off the plane by...
View ArticleDraftKings – It Rubs The Lohse-tion On Its Skin
I don't really remember the first time I played 'lambs'. It's hard to remember much after being chloroformed, to be honest, but let's just say I'm glad the game didn't go on for too long. It was really...
View ArticleGregory Goes Ker-Planco
Here's what I didn't say in June, but could have, "With the promotion of George Springer and Gregory Polanco, Mike Trout and Mike Trout's father, Tim Salmon, should make room in their mini-van that's...
View ArticleWashington No Closer To Progress
After Rafael Soriano once again looked like his apologetic alter ego, Sorry-yo, Matt Williams said the Nats won't have a set closer. Let's backtrack to August 18th, it was a day after the fourth time...
View ArticleRCL Update: It’s a Family Affair
Around here at Razzball we are one big family that is some freakish hybrid of the Brady Bunch meets the Addams Family. Honestly, I'm not really sure what to make of all this. First we have our father...
View ArticleProspect Power Rankings — Week 1
For those of you who don't remember, here's the gist (and we'll keep this blurb here all season so as not to confuse any newcomers): Ranking prospects for fantasy purposes is a tricky exercise. Back...
View ArticleMinor Accomplishments — Week 2
The early stages of the MiLB season have brought loads of speculation with regard to Oscar Taveras and Stephen Piscotty, and which prospect the Cardinals will summon to St. Louis first. I'd love to be...
View ArticleProspect Power Rankings — Week 3
Ranking prospects for fantasy purposes is a tricky exercise. The variables involved are constantly in flux — talent emerges, talent regresses… opportunity comes, opportunity goes… clubs get cold feet...
View ArticleDeep Impact: WIN NO(utfielders)W
I’m all about the win-now. This means I will rarely own a top prospect, because I’ll trade them for short term MLB value and/or I just won’t spend the dough on those guys, because I can look a bit...
View ArticleJ-Fer Puts Atlanta In The Miami Vice
The H is O! Oh, no, Jose Fernandez has me so jazzed, I need to bust some rhymes. I came in the door, I said it before. I never let a top starter magnetize me no more, but watching Fernandez yesterday...
View ArticleMinor Accomplishments — Week 4
In his first plate appearance of spring training, a big league camp AB versus David Phelps, Gregory Polanco turned on a breaking pitch, sending it over the right field wall. Such things happen to...
View ArticleProspect Power Rankings — Week 5
Ranking prospects for fantasy purposes is a tricky exercise. The variables involved are constantly in flux — talent emerges, talent regresses… opportunity comes, opportunity goes… clubs get cold feet...
View ArticleProspect Power Rankings — Week 7
Ranking prospects for fantasy purposes is a tricky exercise. The variables involved are constantly in flux — talent emerges, talent regresses… opportunity comes, opportunity goes… clubs get cold feet...
View ArticleThis Is What It Sounds Like When Drafters Cry
King Salomon Brothers, the overseer of the Iron Bank, was mortgaging castles that he shouldn't have been and fighting to get repaid, so he decided to sell his crown that was bespeckled in quinoa and...
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